REPORTER: "EXCUSE ME, MAY I INTERVIEW YOU?" MAN: "YES!" REPORTER: "NAME?" MAN: "ABDUL AL-RHAZIM." REPORTER: "SEX?" MAN: "THREE TO FIVE TIMES A WEEK." REPORTER: "NO NO! I MEAN MALE OR FEMALE?" MAN: "YES, MALE, FEMALE... SOMETIMES CAMEL." REPORTER: "HOLY COW!" MAN: "YES, COW, SHEEP... ANIMALS IN GENERAL." REPORTER: "BUT ISN'T THAT HOSTILE?" MAN: "YES, HORSE STYLE, DOG STYLE, ANY STYLE." REPORTER: "OH DEAR!" MAN: "NO, NO DEER. DEER RUN TOO FAST. HARD TO CATCH."