Boardroom Meeting Suggestion

Holy Rome: lol, our church is better

Sweden: the F**K'd you say to me you little shit!?

*Spain enters the chat*

Spain: bro, calm down dude!!

*France enters chat*

France: dont listen to Spain bro, he's out here bangin' the Hapsburgs for cash

Spain: oh really?!?! at least I aint choking on englands dic-

*England Enters Chat*

England: sup bitches?! who's ready to watch Sweden bro down with HR?

LOL
Well, described and summarized.

I saw much in my life and one thing that really surprised me,
was a defenestration from the balcony above my apartment.
In a house with the number 13. lol.