Summer is a good time for spotting the Trump bird. Here are some key features. Eyes open but with an unfocused, vacant stare. Beak usually open, tweets incessantly repeating the same phrases over and over. Often tweets to mimic other favored birds. Wingspan surprisingly small for such a large bodied bird. Flaps wings often, but rarely takes flight. Feathers look artificially kept in place, although easily ruffled. Seems out of place in the wild; apparently prefers the comforts of a well appointed cage, or secluded nest at the minimum. Known for raiding other nests to furnish his own.