Frodo finally comes to Mount Doom, Gollum jumps him... and they both fall off the cliff into the lava. Sam takes the ring back home to the Shire and just buries it in his garden, Minis Tirith on the other-hand is completely destroyed... but not really. Aragon gets carried away by one of the ringwraiths, Pippin becomes King because why the hell not? Gandalf hooks up with Galadriel, but he stabs her because she goes mad and tries to kill everyone, meanwhile half of everyone who was killed during the war comes back to life to celebrate their victory. Insert one random Starbucks cup and roll credits; If Lord of the Rings ended like Game of Thrones