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"HELLO, PEOPLE OF THE REACH. MEET YOUR NEW RULER, BRONN: A MERCENARY WHO NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET AND WHO HAS ZERO GOVERNING EXPERIENCE. HE IS IN CHARGE NOW BECAUSE HE THREATENED ME WITH A CROSSBOW ONCE. ALSO, HE WILL PROBABLY SCAM AND USE YOU ALL FOR HIS GAIN. ANYWAY.... BYE!"; - TYRION PRESENTING THE NEW CEO OF LATESTAGECAPITALISM REACH COMPANY