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he would be a mage in the D&D universe

he would be a mage in the D&D universe | Jesus was a mage; cant | image tagged in memes,change my mind,dungeons and dragons,wizard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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You can't equate dnd with Jesus because Jesus is higher than anything dnd can imagine.
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Alright, the next time you're able to bring someone back from the dead or heal withered appendages, I'll remind you, it's just magic.
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..yeah? thats how magic works...
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Agree to disagree
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...you've never played D&D have you?
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What does dnd have to do with the Messiah?
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are you a bot by any chance? because this entire convo has been about Jesus and D&D magic
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No, I'm just someone standing for Christian truth, biblical wisdom, and holy knowledge of the eternal God.
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have you ever actually read the bible?

your god is kind of a dick
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I have indeed read the bible from cover to cover and no He is just, He is not as you say, a dick
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the bible God literally had a group of children mauled to death by a bear for laughing at a bald man
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https://christianindex.org/stories/why-would-god-send-a-bear-to-maul-children,1778
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If you actually read a literal translation of that event, the man was a prophet of God, the children weren't laughing at him, they were mocking and disrespecting his authority from God. It seems extreme to us but that is how God decided to deal with the circumstance and he is absolutely right and just in his decisions because He is God and we are not
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what the actual f**k is wrong with you people?
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Its like Christians dont actually understand morality whatsoever, and just make excuses for shitty and evil behavior because their religion told them to. Your biblical 'god' is literally worse than the biblical satan.
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You didn't read what I posted did you?
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I did, you excused murder because it was 'god' who did the crime. God broke his own moral code, making him by default, evil.
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God is not evil. He is just, he is righteous, he is loving, he is merciful, he is a lot of things, but never as long as I've known him in my 27 longs years, has he ever been evil. When his creatures rebel against laws and his truth, he is the only one who has the authority to cast judgment. We are merely the clay and he is the potter. For me to condemn the Supreme God of heaven and earth is tell Him who created me I should be in authority over Him. I have no authority to judge the most high God. It is not my place to condemn the Father who sent his only Son to die in my place for my sins. He is holy and he is forever pure. I am not. Therefore I have no place to tell God what the standard should be because I wouldn't know what holiness and purity is without him intervening into the lives of mankind.
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keep telling yourself that, he will forever and always be evil, no matter how you try to justify his crimes.
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https://bible.org/seriespage/4-elisha-and-two-bears-2-kings-223-25
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https://www.1517.org/articles/the-misunderstood-story-of-bear-attacks-a-bald-prophet-and-forty-two-mouthy-kids
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