I'M UGLY? WITH THAT ANT EATER NOSE, YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M UGLY? MY NOSE HAS BEEN CHISELED BY THE ELDER GODS THEMSELVES, SHAO KHAN. MY BODY HAS BEEN SCULPTED TO THE PROPORTIONS OF JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, WELL...YOU'RE A PIT OF DESPAIR. SHAO KHAN, YOU DISGUST ME. YOU DISGUST EVERYONE. AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, BE ON A MORTAL KOMBAT BOX COVER.
