YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WE WERE DOING JUST FINE WITH PAPER BAGS, THEN THE ECO-FASCISTS TOLD US WE HAD TO USE PLASTIC, BECAUSE ECO-FASCISTS AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO PLANT TREES. NOW WE CAN'T USE PLASTIC BECAUSE IT'S NOT BIODEGRADABLE, SO WE CAN'T HAVE ANY BAGS FOR OUR GROCERIES.