Hi, this is a picture of me taken when I was much younger. Some bitter old men around here have written a lot of nasty things about me. It's obvious they haven't been getting any lately; They should know that after I left school, I dyed my hair blonde, had some breast augmentation surgery and now work under the name of Stormy Daniels. I'm still a feminist, and I can tell you that Donald Trump has tiny hands and a big mouth.