IRON MAN DIES AFTER KILLING THANOS' ARMY, THOR IS FAT, HULK IS SMART, HULK SNAPS TO BRING EVERYONE BACK, CAPTAIN AMERICA IS NOW ABLE TO WIELD THOR'S HAMMER AND AXE, THE AVENGERS GO BACK IN TIME TO GET THE STONES, THANOS DIES TWICE, BLACK WIDOW DIES. HEY INTERNET!