STOP RIOTING. IT’S AGAINST THE LAW. I’M NOT RIOTING. I’M PARTYING. YOU’RE FLIPPING CARS, SHOUTING WITH MEGAPHONE BULLHORNS, AND ROBBING ELECTRONICS STORES! THAT’S DESTRUCTIVE, OBNOXIOUS, AND CRIMINAL! IT’S CALLED CELEBRATING VICTORY BY A TEAM THROUGH WHICH I LIVE VICARIOUSLY, STANDING FOR A CAUSE, AND REORGANIZING MY COMMUNITY! THAT’S WHY WE HAVE INTERNET! STOP THROWING MY FURNITURE!