Once, there lived a seagull who was bullied by his own mother for always being depressed and having no soul. One day, he decides enough is enough. He sits on top of a building and screams, "I am a seagull, and I have a soul!!!" for everyone to hear. His mom hears him screaming, and flies towards her son. The surprised seagull saw her flying towards him, and he just shouts in shock, "MOM! I didn't know you were nearby!" The two birds forgive each other and then they live happily ever after.
There, that's my story, lol.