Batman Slapping Robin

( why this stream? )

* starts singing song about eating dirt very loudly *

Me: np

( i gtg, a made a Oc, her name is Satana, it's Latin for Satan. )

(oki)

(in the rp, you sound like Sticks from Sonic Boom, the T.V. show) Me: Stop acting all nutzoid on us, Jess

( i was watching flamingo )

Still can we go camping? I wanna morsh melas.

Me: Zac? u up for it? Zac: Sure, i guess

YAYCAMPING!

Me and Zac: Hyper much?

Sorry i'm just supa bored and hungry. :D

me: *Chuckles* well, whadya say we get some food? Zac: Im up for that.

k. u got a phone?

(in real life or Rp?)

( rp )

Waré: look at me. *he's now in his normal attire, red sneakers, gloves with music notes on the fingers, pale blue quills, and glasses.* how do i look? and about the dirt thing, Eww, have a sandwich

But i need to feed Earthworm Len...he's my big boy worm!

Sure i like sans wicheies

Waré: Whos Earthworm Len?

He my pet. He very nice. I sometimes eat dirt tho. It's healthy!

Waré: Uhh..... Look! *points out the window at Me, A.k.a. Spyral* Spyral(me): Waré! let Jess go! Waré: quiet, Spyral! dont wake my sis and Sledge up! besides, i was setting her free anyway. and im quitting from this team. i want to join you and protect people. I swear it, Honest!

* goes outside and collects dirt eats a little bit of it *

Spyral(me): *Changes back to normal Jax* Me(now as my normal self): Waré, what is your true form? Waré: i'll show you. *Changes to a familiar face (in my case)* Waré(now as my friend Zac): hey, jackson. Me: Zac?! then who's....... Zac: Sledge and Jacké? Jacké may be Waré's sister, but she aint mine. Sledge is Tory Kerr. Me: I knew it!

* Goes over to jackson and boops him * boop * giggles *

(sorry, was reading a fanfic) Me: Jess....... *chuckles slightly* {In the Warehouse} Jacké: ohhhhh, my neck. Waré! i thought i told you......... *looks around for Waré but cant find him* Hmmm...... maybe he went to go get groceries. Sledge: Jacké, get your ass in here! Jacké: shit, what i....... oh, fuq. *notices that Jess is missing* where's the girl? Sledge: TAKE A FUQING LOOK OUT THE GOD-FORSAKEN WINDOW, YOU S**T! Jacké: Oh, shit. *notices Waré is Zac and im with you outside* whos the cutie boy? Sledge: Brown eyed, or glasses? Jacké: Glasses. Sledge: i have no f**king clue, but Waré isn't here! and Brown eyes is Spyral! {outside} Zac: Jackson, is it just me, or is Jacké and Sledge looking for Waré? me: looks like it. say, you can change your Mobian forms name and stuff. Zac: yeah, from now on, Waré the Hedgehog is no more! He will be Known as Magicé the Hedgehog.

I found out that i can scream loud enough to break glass! Wanna hear..i suggest wearing ear protection....and i also need to get caught up in a song 1st.

( HELLO? )

( hello? )

Uh..... Jess? U ok?

* puts on sunglasses and does this weird rap about a Earthworm *

Won't you retweet my tweet?
You know that'll be real neat.
That dirt on your feet.
Looks like a real treat!
I may be a Earthworm...
But at-least my rhymes are firm..
They call me Earthworm Len...

* inhales * Yeah....

*Shocked and Confused* uh, Jess? you feeling ok?

I'm Buying 72,000 birds on amazon prime, yeah, I'm fine, That's cool, were cool. Everythings coolo

Sorry about this..... *slaps you in the face*

Owie * pouts * What was that for?!

To snap you out of that weird thing you were doin

Oh that's just being me.

HE'S A BIG BOY WORM!

Also wtf is that behind you in the trees? * points to the trees *

What? *turns around*

* by the time you look it is gone *

* i blink * Strange...i thought i saw some shadowy figure.

Sure, record it on a site called speakpipe, and send me the link

( no in rp ) ( not irl )

( my screams irl are loud but not loud enugh to break glass )

(I am stupid) Me: nows not the best..... wait, can it rupture eardrums? Zac: what are you..... Oohh! Be right back! Me: Jess, i have a plan that your ability will be very useful in. I need you, when Zac gets back, to sing and Burst Sledge and Jacké's eardrums, ok? Zac: im back! here. *Hands me and you earplugs and me and him put ours in*

K.....Got a song.....

" I'm a magiction of sort...I conjure up the next world...People on pedestals...are taking turns to be god....taking turns to...be...GOD! " * i scream " GOD " at the top of my lungs and all the glass from the house thing shatters and anyone who has their ears exposed their eardrums rupture *

* finishes *

Bloody hell!

Sledge and Jacké: FUQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQAA

:> That was fun.

Me and Zac: Good thing we were protected.

They noobs. :>

Zac: ...... Me: whats... Zac: BWAHAHAAAA! oh, thats rich! Jess, you have a sense of humor, thats for sure!

Oh stap, ur making me tomato. Are they ok they look ded * looks through the broken window *

Wa did the shape look like?

person.....thing....i dunno

Hmmm....... might be..... *I get knocked to the ground by none other than my Mobian form's Anti, Sledge the Hedgehog* Sledge: Well, lookie here! A lovely little lady and a dumbass ugly little shitfaced boy! Me: Sledge! Sledge: How do you know me? Me: I am Spyral's Human form! You Deadpool faker!

* picks up piles of dirt and throws them at him ( bad guy persn ) * LEAVE HIM ALONE.

(His name is Sledge and hes one of my OCs) Me: Sledge! Dont make me do it! Sledge: Im taking the girl, she aint half-bad! *Sledge grabs you and runs away* Me: Thats it! *My Skin changes from human to Hedgehog, Phoenix wing spring from my shoulder blades, my sneakers change from Nike Air Monarchs to Racing shoes, I get gloves with spikes on them, amd finally, My eyes go from my normal Brown to a shocking teal-ish Green. My Hedgehog Quills are Red with green tips* Me(now as Spyral): Sledge! get back here! *takes off into the sky* Sledge: *takes you to a warehouse where the rest of his gang, Jacké and Waré, are* Jacké: Hehe, Sledge! Looks like a beaut! Waré: Stop it, bro..... she looks hurt! Sledge: Can it, Waré!

* Sneezes on Sledge like about 7 times and doesn't cover mouth *

Sledge: Why you little! *goes to slap you when he was stopped by Waré* Waré: Sledge! dont! she didnt mean to, at least, i hope she didn't! Besides you could go to jail! Jacké: for once my kid brother is right. Sledge, you need to control yourself, man! Sledge: one way or another, she'll pay! *he storms off to his room* Jacké: im going to take a nap, wake me in 2 hours, Waré. *heads to her room for her nap* Waré: *turns to you* look, girly, i may seem evil, but im not! i swear it! i only am part of this gang to keep Sledge in line. i rather be on Spyral's team.

K. But i can't pay im broke. * sneezes one more time and purposely makes it loud. *

Waré: Shh!! *whispers* look, what Sledge meant was, he'd rape you to make you pay! i, for one, am against sexual harassment. I am going to take you out of here, and change out of my suit, this is not my real look.

SHUT TEH FRIK UP. also can i take sme dirt im hungry.

Zac: ehh, G.U.N. will take care of them. *G.U.N. units appear, led by Rouge the Bat and Shadow the Hedgehog* Rouge: so, Waré the Hedgehog? your under arrest. Me: Rouge, hes not guilty, he wasnt part of Sledge's killing and Raping Spree, in fact, hes changed. He will be joining my team as healer. Shadow: hpmh, like faker, like Grandson. Me: can it, Shads, just cuz Sonic is my Great-grandfather, doesnt mean im like him

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Wait shoud i be gone cus i did bad thing?

Rouge: no, hun. it was a good thing you incapacitated them. Shadow: look, can anyone of you three use Chaos energy? Me: Shads, you already know i can. Shadow: Shut up, Spyral! Me: im Jackson, im not Spyral right now. Zac: well, as my reformed Mobian form, Magicé, i can.

* i get on the ground and start rolling around *

Me, Zac, Rouge, and Shadow: What the heck? me: Jess, u ok?

Im bored * i keep rolling around and making " meh " noises *

Rouge: Jax? is she...... Me: what are you trying to imply, Rouge? Shadow: Did you find...... Me: Go back home, you two

Can we go to chillis?

Me: I was talking to Rouge and Shadow, but sure. Rouge: Bye-bye, Sugar. *kisses my cheek* Shadow: Tell Faker I said hi. *Shadow and Rouge leave* Zac: So.... how can we go to Chilli's without $? me: Not to worry, i got this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEMON CREATURES BY FIRE.

Or we can go campingggggggggggggggggggg!

(oki) me: no, i do not. Zac: i do

can i watch yt?

Zac: sure..... do not mess up ma phone, k?

k. * i get a small case with earbuds in it cus like hecc you never know when you need some *

Me: careful

k. I'm carefull....* whispers kinda loud * And clumsy...

Me: i know

Ok nvm i can just sing songs * sings yellow submarine song *

Me: *starts falling asleep* zzzzzzzzz..........

* pokes your almost asleep face * meh. no sleep.

me: *snoring* 5...... more..... minutes

* does clock's screaming from dhmis *
( it sounds like a loud alarm *

Me: *snoring still* hmmm..... snooze......

* keeps going louder and louder *

Me: *bolts awake* SHUT THAT GOD-FORSAKEN ALARM OFF!!!! Zac: Calm down, man..... you just fell asleep.

* snickers * It's just me.

me: why did you do that?!

csu you were falling asleep.
* mumbles *
And i'm a terrible friend.

Me: you ain't a horrible friend, your a valuable ally and friend

* blushes * thnx.