First World Problems

Good luck to ya.

SHUT THE F**K UP DORA!!!!! And thank you.

Your welcome and I'll take care of Dora.

ok

Yup. I'll BURN her with my Pyrokenisis.

PLEAZZE!!!

*closes my eyes and reopens them to find Dora burning alive*
Dora: Ay yai... Dios mios... No me gusta...
*Dora gets burnt alive and she's nothing but ashes*

well... that was graphic

Well... Then... Umm.. So... Ummmmmmmmm...

yea...

...this is awkward...

yea... it really is.

Yup... So... Umm... What do we do?

I don't know...

Nor do I...

hmm... well then.

Well then, what?

I have no idea

Nor do I.

ok

Oki then...

well...im bored.

Same.

*I sigh*

*I start whistling No No No by TheFatRat*

ouhaaaaaa!!! im sooo bored!

*stops whistling* same...

*gets up and jumps out window* grrrr why am i not dead! *Walks back inside and jumps out window again and again and again*

*watches you and smiles evily and starts giggling*

*stops* ahh boredom wont let me die!!!

*my giggling escalates to insane laughter*

*walks out of room*

*starts crying while laughing insanely and grabs my knife and starts stabbing myself* Get... Her... Out... Of... My... Mind...

*nothing*

*falls on my knees then on my back and starts bleeding to death* f**k... I... I... I guess... I've ended up like Yuri... Ehe... Welp...

*walks back into room and doesn't notice the person barely alive. then walks outside*

Oh well... I guess... This is game over for... Me.... *bleeds to death and dies*

*Runs back inside quickly* OMG!!!! ... I almost forgot my keys! *grabs keys* OH NO!!! SHE'S GONE!!! WHERE THE F**K IS MY HAMSTER!!!

*my spirit shows up* Damn.....

*Already driving away*

*smiles sadly in spirit form* I guess nows my time to pass...

*gets to work* Damn I forgot I had a guest.

*bows my head sadly and the Grimm Reaper shows up*

*2 minutes away*

*The Grimm Reaper is about to open up a portal*

*gets home and opens door to see you and a black figure*

The Grimm Reaper: Your too late, fool...
*I look down at the ground sadly and smiles weakly at you*

*starts to close door then runs and tackles the grim reaper* this was a bad idea

The Grimm Reaper: Oi. Whatcha think your doing?
*a ghostly tear runs down my cheek*

Umm I thought you had a football?

......

what... that's a completely valid reason to tackle someone.

*looks at my own dead body and cries softly*

*gets up and grabs your spirit and puts back into body*

*lies there motionless*

*starts CPR*

*still lies there montionless*

*continues*

*slowly starts breathing again and whines in pain*

shes alive!!!(my discord is 2065 and my name is Darkness)

*sighs and looks at you*(Cool)

Whaaat?(Yea my discord is darkness#2065. I messed up the first time)

*lies there and looks at the blood around me and looks at you sadly* You should have let me die....(It's fine... I've sent ya an friend request. You'd be able to tell that its me)

Fine then next time I wont save you(ok ill check as soon as I can)

Can you just kill me.....Or shall I kill myself? (Oki)

*grabs grim reapers scythe* Fine *swings the scythe* It has been done *you're dead*

*my spirit shows up and I sigh sadly* Thank you. *bows my head*
The Grim Reaper: Never have I ever seen someone be so willing enough to die. But... Still... I have a job to do. *a blood red portal shows up and the Grim Reaper goes through and I look back at you sadly and then I go through the portal and then the portal disappears and a note appears where the portal once was*

Hmm *picks up note* damn I cant read it

*a black wolf with cyan eyes and three tails shows up*

What... the... f**k...

*it barks at you and wags its tails and it uses its paw to point at the note*

*I put note in front of wolf*

*it sniffs the note and barks to you*

*random world*

What?

*it scammers off then it whines and starts scrapping at the door*

*walks over and opens door*

*the wolf runs over to a cherry tree with a note attached to it*

*I pick up note* DAMN I STILL CAN'T READ IT!

*the wolf barks it uses it's paw to write something on the ground and what it wrote reads "Keep looking for the notes. You'll need someone to decipher them all"*

Ok... *walks off* Why do I feel like i'm going to see slenderman?

*the wolf barks and shakes it's head as a sign that your not gonna see slenderman*

Good

*the wolf barks and it use its paw and points to a silver birch tree and it scampered away to the tree*

*Follows*

*on the tree there's another note attached and the wolf barks to you*

*takes note* Damn... How many notes are there!

*the wolf bark and points to its tails*

what about them?

*the wolf points to notes and barks*

I DONT UNDERSTAND DOG!!!!

*the wolf whines and scampered away to the shadows of an old weapons store that has windows smashed and the wolf jumps into to the old store*

*waits because im not sure if it wants me to follow it*

*the wolf barks indicating for you to keep following it*

*follows*

*the wolf starts whining and it scrapes at an old door*

*opens door slowly*

*the wolf is nowhere in sight and the door closes slightly*

wolfie? *opens door*

*the wolf is now a girl that looks similar to the wolf, and she is standing there*

who are yo- are you the wolf?

The girl: *she nods* Yep. I'm the wolf. But please, call me Aura. That's what I'm referred as by many...

So can you read this? *hands the note over*

Aura: Yup. I can read all the notes.

what do they say?

Aura: They say this, "Seek what life hasn't gave. Seek my treasure under the redwoods of gold. Seek the path of silver brick and find what life has disowned in me. Seek the the wolf girl of the Aura. She'll help you get there. By there, I mean the path. The path that I've longed to go by but died trying to get her out. By getting her out my mind".

Waaaaaaat?

Aura: It's a riddle.

oh... well im screwed...

Aura: Actually... I already know the answer to the riddle so... Your not screwed.

cool!

Aura: Hold on. Let me turn into my wolf form and I'll lead you to the place of the riddle*

ok (What was the " * " for?

)

*Aura turns into her wolf form*("*" is actions like running or healing or stuff like that. The '()' is for outside of RP conversations)

lead the way aura

*Aura summon up a portal in her wolf form*

*walks to portal*

*Aura stops you and shakes her head in wolf form*

*doesn't notice* hmm *sticks hand through portal* hmm what is thi-AHHHH!!!!*gets pulled through portal*

*Aura jumps through the portal and the portal closes*

Guy walking bye:AHH WHAT THE F**K!!! *dials 911*

911 Operator: Hello. What service would you like?

Guy:UMM WHICHEVER WORKS WITH MYSTERIOUS PORTALS!!!

911 Operator: Sir... Please do not joke. If it's serious then you should call only then.

guy:WHY THE F**K WONT YOU HELP ME!!!! IM NOT KIDDING I SAW A PORTAL!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?!?!?! CAN YOU?!?!

*the operator hangs up laughing*

Guy: AHH F**K!!! *runs and jumps off of bridge next to him* AHHH!!! *huts the ground and dies*

Other guy: Dafuq?

*random car drives by and hits "other guy"*

//Meanwhile else where// (// is for time cards and stuff like that.)

AHHH HELP MEEE!!!! *gets dragged out of sight*

*Aura runs and sniffs the air and tries to track you down*

*entity drags me through another portal*

*Aura runs after them and goes through the portal*