I STEPPED IN TOM'S POTATO SALAD. WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITTOON. HOW TOUGH ARE YA? HOW TOUGH AM I? YEAH, SO? AND I ALSO DIDN'T GIVE HIM MY CHOCOLATE, PUT ONLY ONE ICE CUBE IN HIS DRINK, AND DIDN'T GIVE HIM A DRINK WITH HIS PIZZA. UH, RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!