EVERYONE KNOWS THE STORY OF SAMURAI JACK; HE NEARLY WON AGAINST AKU BUT GOT SENT TO THE DISTANT FUTURE SPENDING AN ADDITIONAL FIFTY YEARS THERE; HE FINALLY MET SOMEONE HE LOVES; SHORTLY AFTER DEFEATING AKU FOR GOOD, TIME FIXES ITSELF ERASING ASHI FROM EXISTENCE; HE ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH WRITERS SCREW YOU FOR GIVING US A BAD ENDING AFTER A LITTLE OVER A DECADE WAITING