ROGER DEVOE DIED ON FRIDAY. COWORKERS ACCIDENTALLY NAILED HIM TO A CROSS. BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR! THAT GUY WAS A CANKER SORE ON HUMANITY'S TAINT. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. HE ROSE 3 DAYS LATER AND ASKED JOEY B TO WESTERN UNION HIM 25$; JESUS H CHRIST! NO. JESUS NEVER SHAT IN A BUCKET!