but wait there's more

More like:

D: The guy on TV said that we can order now

R: no, he said that there's nothing to sell.

D:.... Why would a public access infomercial say that they're not selling anything?

R: exactly! All that money, all that time, and it's about nothing! Why would you buy that?

D: ... That is the exact opposite of EVERYTHING the infomercial said...

R: typical. Always something else with you.

I see you caught the hidden message.

I didn't pick a side. Just went for accuracy.