The Pony Story - Updated

There is an anecdote Ronald Reagan told about a little boy who was an optimist: The Pony Story. Faced with a room full of horse manure, the boy said, “With all this manure, there must be a pony in here somewhere!'” (How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life by Peter Robinson.) Updated the story to reference The Mueller Report: “With all this manure, there must be a [crime] in here somewhere!”