BUT DAD, WHY DID MICHELLE OBAMA DRAG DIVORCED DADS INTO HER SLAM ON TRUMP? MICHELLE WEARS THE PANTS IN HER FAMILY, AND SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE HER HUBBY FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT BEING THE MAN OF THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THEIR EIGHT YEARS THERE. BUT DAD, I THOUGHT MOMMY NIT-PICKING AT YOU AND SCREAMING ORDERS WAS NORMAL.