I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I also hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

IKR! It's just the worst.

Ya and when Voldemort uses my shampoo

It's also annoying when Voldemort destroys my sandwich.

Yee

I also hate it when I'm trying to study and Jesus rides a velocoraptor in my house and throws bananas at me

IKR

I also hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard

And when I'm eating and a t-rex steals my chair

More things I hate:
Voldemort hiding in my turban
Someone saying hi to me
Someone throwing a walrus at your gramma
When I get stuck on a roof in Vegas and my wolf pack can't find me
I forget to turn my swag off
I have to pretend to be my mom's boyfriend
When I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong