Distortion

WHEN YOUR EX DUMPED YOU, YOU LOST YOUR JOB, YOU'RE BROKE, NO ONE LOVES, YOU, SHE TOOK THE KIDS, YOU HAVE A NICCOTINE ADDICTION, AND SHE ATE THE LAST CANDY BAR. AND IT ALL SIMULTANEIOUSLY HAPPENED IN THE SPAN OF 30 SECONDS ALL TO SOME DOUCHE NAMED DAVE