Inhaling Seagull

No......I'm merely a Luddite! LOL

I'm not as bad as some these days, but I cannot say I'm a Luddite! lol

I'm addicted to this site, Facebook, You-Tube and Yahoo sports, so I like my Smartphone!

If there's a situation where I HAVE to use a SmartPhone, (not that I know how), I'll have to go to my son.... I' m strictly a land line guy, and have been 100% cell tower-free since the summer of 2008.

Dude, I didn't know there were any of your kind left on this planet! LOL

My mother's 76, and she even uses a Smartphone for Facebook.

See? I AM special ! :-)
But seriously...my lifestyle is such that I just don't need to use one. Back when I did have one, I made one single call on it. I'll be damned if I spend that kind of money on something I'll use only once or twice each year...I got more important utility bills that need my attention. ;-)

That's how I feel about a car. I'm saving up to buy one, but I really don't need it. And once I have it, I'll have to start paying insurance, taxes, oil changes, tune ups, gasoline fill-ups, car washes, inspections, and eventually I'll have repair costs. Ugh!

LOL

And don't forget to check the blinker fluid every 6 months!

LOL