FOOTBALL SUCKS! HOCKEY IS A REAL SPORT! FOOTBALL IS A THINKING MAN'S GAME. FULL CONTACT CHESS! FOOTBALL IS A BUNCH OF OVERWEIGHT THUGS IN TIGHTS! HOCKEY IS A BUNCH OF TOOTHLESS IDIOTS ON ICE! DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE THE NUANCED COMPLEXITY OF REAL TIME GAME ADJUSTMENT AND HIGH SPEED ACTION WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING ABLE TO SKATE WITH GRACE!
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