UPLIFTING POSTERS! EAT DESSERT FIRST BEORE YOU DIE! KIDS WILL GET CAVITIES! KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME SUCKS! TRUE, BUT IT'S NOT UPLIFTING. LIFE IS A HORRIBLE PIT OF DESPAIR THAT THROWS TOO MANY CURVEBALLS. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. OR MAYBE, YOU'VE SURVIVED THIS LONG? HOW DID THEY PASS AN INTERVIEW FOR AN UPLIFTING POSTER FACTORY? SIR, THEY DON'T WORK HERE. YOU. ARE. FIRED.