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Bovine Flatulence Holds Earth Together

Bovine Flatulence Holds Earth Together | THE THEORY OF FORWARD REVERSAL; SIR ISSAC NEWTON; PHYSICIST; ISSAC NEWTON & ORBITING COWS PROVE     BOVINE FARTS HOLDS EARTH TOGETHER | image tagged in vince vance,cow farts,cows,sir issac newton,earth's magnetic fiemd,cows orbiting earth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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In 1800, Sir Issac Newton orbited Earth w/ 5 cows to prove cow farts help us. His science in his Treatise: "Vacce Quam Tenere Simul in Mundo" demonstrates the theory of Forward Reversal. Far from hurting the Ozone Layer, it keeps Earth's magnetic field, magnetic. He stated it clearly saying: "Though cow farts are unpleasant to the smell, they hold the world together. For every action (bovine farting) is an exact & opposite reaction (people eating fast food hamburgers)." I hope this clears this up. Always at your service, Vince Vance
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THE THEORY OF FORWARD REVERSAL; SIR ISSAC NEWTON; PHYSICIST; ISSAC NEWTON & ORBITING COWS PROVE BOVINE FARTS HOLDS EARTH TOGETHER