Lunch at the Kremlin with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Topics of discussion to include fishing, an exchange of cultural experiences on asserting your manliness, the pros and cons of taking selfies with the Russian brown bear vs the American grizzly, and dismantling NATO so that Russia can create a Soviet Union 2.0 in its backyard, while the Trump administration buys out some European countries after they’ve sunk into chaos and hysteria following the dismantling of NATO and a flurry of EU exits following Brexit.