Lesbian love

Wha-

Agreed

I flagged it

Lmao

😐🔫

wtf

To the meme or comments?

yes

dafuq

I wish I still had my balls, some damn asian blew them off in Koreatnam

Wtf

The dog ain’t nothing compared to my stupid ass son Doug, he ran himself over with his car while strapped with dynamite. Found his head fifty feet away

Oh yeah? Call that impressive? Pshhh…there was one time, I think it was about 3 years ago. I was on the airplane headed to Madagascar, but the plane stopped. Like, midair, the engine quit. So we used the pet flying squirrels of the guy sitting next to me. Yeah it was quite a feat! Thankfully the flying squirrels also ended back up in Madagascar when we crashed.

Amazing. I threw a party with Bin Laden

I threw a party with Hitler, we had Jewish cake.

Hard to compete there. My pet raccoon ran away one time so I got my shotgun, you never know when somebody is gonna try to take Darlene from me. Well somebody kicked her so me and Darlene went on a murderous rampage

He was the bomb. Literally. He blew the f**k up

Cool! Wish I was there.

I taxidermied his head

I don’t remember which was I just know it’s some war we lost to Asian people

Ah, interesting

The lesbian thingies know what I mean. Fun fact I lost my balls to a bush kamikaze

Cool!

It’s where they jump out of a bush and blow up

Yeah

Didn’t know the Koreatnamise were working with them damn terrorists al queada of whatever the hell they call themselves

Yeah. Wanna know something about me? Yeah, pretty interesting. The reason I identify as a female now is because during the Titanic, I had gotten my whole pp stuck in a crate, and then when the ship moved it was torn off. Very painful.

My cousin Billy did the same thing

Oh wow, that’s impressive. I also got my head stuck in the lawnmower last year.

Ha pathetic. I chased my dog with the damn mower and the thing’s head went flying

My god

The one thing duct tape can’t fix