THIS P.O.S. WANTS TO BE THE NEXT GLORIA ALLRED, BUT HE CAN’T EVEN STAY IN LINE WITH THE MODEL RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT OR WITH THE CALIFORNIA RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT. HE’LL BE THE FIRST ATTORNEY TO GET DISBARRED BY THE TWO STATES WITH THE MOST DIFFICULT BAR EXAMS IN THE COUNTRY, ALL BECAUSE HE MISAPPROPRIATED CLIENT SETTLEMENT FUNDS TO BOOST HIS COFFEE BUSINESS AND TO PAY HIS OWN PERSONAL EXPENSES, CHEATED ON FEDERAL TAXES, AND SHOT HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT NIKE ON TWITTER. CONGRATULATIONS TO AVENATTI FOR SETTING THE BAR TO A NEW LOW.