100% true story: I got this fortune months ago. I kept it on my desk, glancing at it every day, feeling increasingly bitter as my circumstances became more and more dire. Your dream will come true when you least expect it. Finally, in disgust, I threw it out. I gave up on the dream. Over the next 3 days, my life took a total 180, and nothing was dire anymore. Most prophetic frickin' fortune in the history of ever.
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