HEY JACK I SAW A DONKEY AT THE ZOO IT HAD THE SAME NAME AS YOU; WELL I SAW SOME CATFISH AND GAVE THEM ALL OF YOUR FOOD; JACK; BUT MY SLAVES ARE GONE FOR A WEEK! I'LL STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHY I DID IT! I'LL GET FOOD OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR! WE'LL SHARE IT! YES! WITH MY BRAINS AND YOUR BRUTE STRENGTH WE CAN HAZ ALL OF THE SLAVE'S FOOD; I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!