HOW TO APPEASE YOUR BOSS AND GET AHEAD IN YOUR JOB; THE BOSS ALWAYS KNOWS BEST. AFTER ALL, HE HAS MORE TIME AND EXPERIENCE THAN YOU; REMEMBER THE BOSS HAS FEELINGS TOO; IT'S NOT CRITICISM. IT'S SUGGESTIONS FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT. (ALWAYS KEEP MINTS ON HAND); RESIST THE URGE TO RETURN CRITICISM; Er, uh, ENOUGH SAID