I JUST HAD THE RIDE OF MY LIFE... I TAPPED MY TAXI DRIVER ON THE SHOULDER TO ASK HIM SOMETHING. THIS STARTLES THE GUY SO MUCH HE WETS HIMSELF; THE TAXI SWERVES, NEARLY HITS A BUS AND STOPS INCHES FROM A SHOP WINDOW; “DAMN, YOU SURE ARE JUMPY”, I SAID. “ I ONLY TAPPED YOU ON THE SHOULDER"; “SORRY," SAID THE CABBIE, "IT’S MY FIRST DAY. I’VE BEEN DRIVING A HEARSE FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS."
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