HELLO, I'M JOHN HORSMAN, AND I'M A FUNFAIR ANORAK BECAUSE I UNNECESSARILY RUIN MY FAIRGROUND POVS BY SCREAMING UNNECESSARILY AND SAYING STUPID THINGS ON THE RIDES AND I LOVE TO SHOW OFF MY GAY LOOK ON MY FACE JUST TO RUIN IT EVEN FURTHER, AND IF ANY OF YOU HATERS PUT A NEGATIVE COMMENT, I'LL BLOCK YOU OUT! I AM A BRITISH CLONE OF ROBB ALVEY.