Bad Pun Rodney Dangerfield

LET ME TELL YA, PEOPLE DON’T RESPECT EACH OTHER ANYMORE; THIS MORNING ON THE BUS TWO WOMEN STARTED FIGHTING BITTERLY OVER THE LAST EMPTY SEAT; SOME PASSENGERS PLEADED WITH THEM TO STOP. FINALLY THE DRIVER SHOUTS “LET THE UGLY ONE TAKE THE SEAT"; NEITHER WOMAN WOULD SIT FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP