Dog walker

When you throw a fit cuz you're jealous of the baby
And then get your way

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Eyes rollin', but I won't budge, the ground is too dirty

When the baby's finally old enough to walk
So you get to relax like a princess

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', don't let me fall cuz the ground is dirty

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', if I fall off, I'm shootin' the birdie

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', they tryin' to make me walk, can't get dirty

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', i hope they'll do this 'til I am thirty

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', i hope they spoil me 'til I'm thirty

They see me strollin', they hatin'
Patrollin', they tryin' to make me walk, I'm too purty