Spaceballs

ik you not talking right now bitch wit yo melon done headed ass They call you and your extra chromosome “the double trouble” You got a special disease called symtheticalism that shit makes every red blood cell in yo body turn different shapes and sizes dumb ass you failed yo9th grade geometry quiz cuz you studied the wrong subject dumb ass you was studying the water cycle for yo math quiz i dont wanna hear any of that whenever you forget yo roblox password you have a panic attack and fall into sleep paralysis yo mother walk in yo room with a sheet of paper with yo new password on it you get up and start playin Ninja Tycoon like nothing happened, bitch ass like yo ass aint got a step cousin that lives in China-Town, that bitch be delivering you sampled Orange Chicken from a Rooster farm in Mexico to pay yo child-support bills you jumped off the twin towers cuz yo ass aint have the money to pay that shit you stupid bitch mid you got mad and started beatin yo meat with Hi-C from McDonalds dumb ass I don't wanna hear any of that shit you hideous ass you ugly as shit bitch you look like that homie Choji from Naruto Shippuden and yo father look like All Might From My Hero Academia and yo Mother look like Asuna from Sword Art Online dumb ass bitch yo father went to jail in 2019 cuz that was sexually harassing a fruit-fly in his basement f*ggot ass if you were deeper in the closet you would be in f**king narnia, yo mom tried to pay for that Early Release on that bitch didn't want to leave cuz the jail cafateria served PB&J's dumb ass bitch you brush your teeth with your grandmas backscratcher and floss your teeth with zip line gables dumb ass bitch I caught you jerking off in a public restroom while Your mother was simultaneously being buttf**ked by a pair of chimpanzees dressed up ass the wiggles dumb ass bitch you was sitting on the electricution chair and flexed ya left pinkie toe and broke out of it you was high on 17 acid tabs at 7 o'clock in the morning moon gazing and, you lost all touch of yo thumb that shit went numb so yo ass couple text yo e-bitch back on iMessage you had to reply to her typing with yo index finger that shit took you 14 minutes just tap the send button dumb ass you got a ancient hankerchiff in yo living room that summons Carribean spirits to yo laundry room whenever you sing "Marry Had A Little Lam" under yo christmas tree on sunday you had to call the Ghost Busters to put duck tape around yo house and chant an ancient ritual that makes