“SAL IN THE BRONX WRITES: ‘DEAR CASEY, ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO MY GIRLFRIEND, TINA, GAVE ME A SCORCHING CASE OF CHLAMYDIA. WE BROKE UP AND NOW I MISS HER SO. IF SHE’S OUT THERE, MAYBE SHE’LL HEAR OUR SONG AND KNOW THE ANTIBIOTICS WORKED. CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY MR. ROBOTO BY STYX?’”
