OH, ELLIE, QUIT BEIN' SILLY...ONE WEEK OUT OF THE MONTH WE MEN HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE TYPES OF SHENANIGANS. I THINK IT'S FAIR TRADE FOR THE SEWIN' AND COOKIN' & BEDMAKIN' & GARDENIN' & OTHER THINGS YOU DO WHICH HAVE AT LEAST SOME VALUE... IF YOU EVER TELL ME I SHOULDN'T RUN FOR CITY COUNCIL ON ACCOUNT OF MY GENDER STATUS YOU WON'T KNOW ANOTHER CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SWALLOWING AT LEAST A POUND OF THIS HERE TINSEL.