TAXMAS, TAXMAS TIME IS NEAR. SHE'LL BUY WEED AND SHE'LL BUY BEER. SHE'S BEEN BROKE BUT SHE CAN'T LAST. HURRY TAXMAS, HURRY FAST. SHE WANTS A DONG THAT HANGS REAL LOW, CAUSE SHE IS A BIG OL HOE. SHE'S BEEN BROKE, BUT SHE CAN'T WAIT. PLEASE TAXMAS DON'T BE LATE.