BARNEY, WOULD MIND DANCING NAKED FOR ME WHILE YOU UNLOCK MY DOOR? I LOVE HOW THE HARD METAL SOUNDS SCRAPING INSIDE THE LOCK AND HOW THE TUMBLERS GRIND AS THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN. IF I DON'T RUFFLE MY HANDS THROUGH YOUR HAIR SOON I THINK I'LL JUST OUTRIGHT HONEST TO GOODNESS DIE! I'M A