I SURPRISED MY WIFE BY COMING HOME EARLY FROM A BUSINESS TRIP ONE NIGHT; I CAUGHT HER WATCHING A DIRTY MOVIE AND TOLD HER IT TURNED ME ON AND THAT WE SHOULD GO WITH IT; THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE FRONT DOOR AND I WONDERED WHO WOULD BE HERE THIS LATE; AT LEAST THE TWO GUYS STANDING THERE APOLOGIZED FOR SHOWING UP EARLY FOR THE GANG BANG