HEY! DO NOT TOUCH THAT COOKIE IT IS MINE! HELLO! THE COOKIE YOU ARE TAKING BELONGS TO ME; GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN-BEEING! THE COOKIE THAT YOU'RE TAKING IS A PROPERTY THAT BELONG TO ANOTHER HOMO SAPIENS! I HAVE ALREDY DECLEARED OWNERSHIP TO THIS TASTY LITTLE COOKIE! ARE YOU STEALING MY F**KING COOKIE? IF YOU TOUCH THAT COOKIE I WILL F**KING MURDER YOU STUPID LITTLE S**T!