BREAKING NEWS! PLANS ARE UNDERWAY TO BRING SHAMEMA BEGUM BACK TO THE UK; 1 - DIANNE ABBOTT WILL SORT OUT THE TIMETABLE; 2 - CARDIFF CITY ARE SORTING THE FLIGHTS OUT; 3 - PRINCE PHILLIP WILL PICK THEM UP FROM THE AIRPORT; 4 - KATE & GERRY MCCANN ARE GOING TO ADOPT THE BABY
