LAST WEEK, AT THE STORE, I EMBARRASSED MY SON WHILE HE WAS TALKING TO SOME GIRLS BY YELLING “HERE’S THAT HEMORRHOID CREAM YOU WERE LOOKING FOR”; YESTERDAY AT WALMART, HE HELD UP A PERSONAL MASSAGER AND PRACTICALLY SCREAMED: MOM MIGHT LIKE THIS SINCE YOUR PECKER DOESNT WORK ANYMORE.
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