Whose Gonna' Make ME, YOU!? - YEAH! - YEAH? - YEAH!

I'm gonna' give it to you straight; Sheriff Taylor notwithstanding... ANDY? I DON'T MIND YOU BOVINE RAMPAGE DRUNK OFF YOUR ROCKER NOW AND THEN OTIS BUT YOU DONE MESSED UP REAL BAD WHEN YOU BEHEADED THELMA LOU'S COUSIN & STUCK AUNT BEA IN THE DRYER & TURNED IT ON BEFORE YOU LEFT; THAT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE AND ILLEGAL AND WE'RE THROWING THE BOOK AT YOU OTIS! YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME, BUDDY BOY!