When You Realize You Accidentally Grabbed The Suitcase Nuke!

OTIS IS SINGING "THE LITTLE BROWN CHURCH IN THE VALE" RIDIN' 1 OF RAFE HOLLISTER'S BULLS! FLOYD'S UNCONSCIOUS & BEN WEAVER'S GOT A SNOOTFULL, SOMEONE SET A BUNCH OF CHICKENS & DOGS LOOSE; HELEN & PEGGY ARE MAKIN' OUT & SO ARE GOMER & ERNEST T. BASS & MAYOR STONER IS HANDING OUT ROADKILL & OPIE'S USING A BROKEN BRANCH TO PRETEND TO ORCHESTRATE, LIKE SOME KIND OF SATANIC CONDUCTOR! This is BIG, Andy! HUGE! This is the biggest thing that ever happened to Mayberry, oh, Andy it's GIGANTIC! Aunt Bea & Clara! just lit Emma Watson on fire! Goober's taking bets on how long it'll take Leon & Johnny Paul to throw up;