Heather is working Valentine's night on a graveyard shift - so she left me a text with a phone number to pay the insurance with a credit card. I'm so confused... but I am going to call them back after the kids get to sleep.
WIFE TELLS ME TO PAY OUR INSURANCE. MAYBE THEY SELL FIRE INSURANCE? THEY KEPT SAYING EVERTHING I TOLD THEM WAS HOT OR MADE THEM SO HOT. NOPE, WRONG NUMBER: AMERIPRISE INSURANCE 1-800-535-2001. AMERICA'S FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TALK LINE IS 1-800-532-2001.
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