I say send PELOSI!

that way she can see her purchase in person

Brian just can't win

BLB couldn't win a race FIXED by the clintons.

lol

Mom gets call from Mexican authorities to inform her about brian, she sees its an international number & ignores the call assuming its a telemarketer.

true dat, get them all the time.

Uh, Hold on one second my kid just tried to cut the dog's hair with our lawn mower

NOOOOOOOOOOOO JIMMY NOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sorry you're gonna have to call back some other time I have to take my dog to the vet to see if they can SEW his had back on.

i just answer "police" they cant hang up fast enough.lol

the best ones are ( Hell O your computer is not working correctly)

I tell em BULLSHIT MY GOVT' COMPUTER IS WORKING ALOT BETTER THAN THE PILE OF SHIT GARBAGE ONE YOU'RE USING!

lol true

true