HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY; HAPPY USELESS DAY OF LOVE; ENJOY AN OVERRATED DAY OF DRAWING HEARTS EVERYWHERE AND STARING AT YOUR CRUSH WAITING FOR THEM TO TALK TO YOU. I TELL YOU TO CELEBRATE A DAY IN WHICH ALL SINGLE PEOPLE MUST MOURN AND STUFF THE HOLES IN THEIR FACES WITH CANDY THEY BOUGHT FOR THEMSELVES.